The Rules. Read it or DIE.

1. Don't talk about /b/.
2. DON'T TALK ABOUT /b/.
3. No Nickzero.
4. Fuck you Nickzero.
5. Fuck you Maple.
6. Manliness only.
7. No RPing.
8. No being lame.
9. No pink.
10. No wusses.
11. Metal.
12. DOOM
13. Bork
14. Sanity fails.
15. I have the right to ramble on about this.
16. SURRENDUR YOOR SOUL
34. If it exists, there's porn of it.